gameandwitch:

the average tumblr user past midnight
4th Nov 201217:2817,469 notes
4th Nov 201212:4313,751 notes

When someone walks slower than me:

omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

When someone walks faster than me:

jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

When someone walks at the same pace as me:

who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
21st Oct 201211:0744 notes

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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes likeimage

(via laugh-at-me-br0)

4th Sep 201200:14261 notes
kanyemotherfuckingwest:

Kanye telling Beyonce’s confused maid where she can put Beyonce’s award.
2nd Sep 201223:5419,578 notes
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